Sometimes I swear my life is like a story book. The quality, not to mention quantity, of drama exceeds that of the entire Lifetime movie network.

A couple of days ago, I posted about Mr. Z and GUY.

For those who don’t know, SYNOPSIS!! GUY is the guy who didn’t want me liking Mr. Z. Mr. Z is roommates with GUY. Mr. Z is of a questionable sexuality, if I haven’t mentioned that. GUY just got out of a bad relationship a half a year ago for which he (rightfully) blames his ex. Mr. Z was getting very cozy with me, but apparently that was a ruse because when asked, he denied liking me. Even though my roommate, friends, and even parents (who he has met) thought he had a thing for me - not to make it sound like he did because going by his word, he didn’t. I’m “just a friend”.

SOOO… long synopsis aside, I was talking with GUY and I realized something. A while ago, when Mr. Z was fighting with his old roommate, whom we’ll call Capital D (not gonna say what that’s short for XP), GUY developed a theory. And this is assuming Mr, Z liked me. Capital D decided to be the best guy that ever was to me, and I could play the part of Snow White, or Sleeping Beauty, who gets saved by this guy and is indebted to them and loves them forever.

I don’t want to be anybody’s Cinderella. Anyone who knows me knows I’m very determined once I set my mind to something and I don’t play the role of submissive follower very well.

So I was not going to fit into his plan.

I assumed the things he did, he did for friendship, because I’m very naive. Like, so naive you wouldn’t believe the things that just go over my head sometimes.

And during this plan, Mr. Z decided to make Capital D look like a bigger douchebag because, according to GUY, “Mr. Z likes you and would do anything to make sure you aren’t [Captial D]’s. It’s like a competition to see who can make who look the worst.”

Obviously, Mr. Z won.

That’s where GUY’s theory stops and mine begins.

If guys are like that: they try for attention and would even make someone else look bad just so they can look good, then I didn’t know what to think.

Until I talked to GUY the other night. Things got pretty deep and I realized they were borderline flirtatious. And when I notice something’s a little suggestive, it’s usually like over 9000!!!!!oneone1!!1!!% positively suggestive.

(anyone who gets that reference gets a cookie for the day :D )

Then I realized maybe GUY is doing the same thing to Mr. Z because he didn’t want to lose me to him.

That if he makes Mr. Z look bad to me, by finding lies, inconsistencies, and other shortcomings of Mr. Z, by most any means possible, there might be an ulteriour motive. MIGHT. I don’t know. I’m not saying anything for sure right now, just … speculating, I guess.

Maybe all those times that GUY told me what Mr. Z had done to be a worse person was to gain favor by me. All those days he sat down and spilled everything Mr. Z did that was wrong, questionable, or even just plain boring, was to make himself look better.

A month ago, when GUY told me what Mr. Z had done to Capital D, I said that it was a really cruel thing to do just to get a girl, which he didn’t end up getting in the end.

Now that GUY might have done the same thing, it makes me question the integrity of the male species. What happened to bros before hoes?? (not that I’m a hoe…)